Men's fashion is crap. There, I said it. It's all the same, boring conventional stuff: cargo pockets, twill, khaki, oxfords, polos, sports coats/blazers (I've yet to see a sport in which you actually wear one of those, or any trails being blazed while sporting a sport coat), camp shirts... You see where I'm going here. The only real variation is the fabric, and minor deviations on the silhouette. What does all this mean? It means if you want to do anything interesting, you turn to the female form. You know, or not. Whatever. Put these on a dude, it will still work.